It was the perfect
first date. He?s charming, handsome and funny, and conversation flowed easily.
You were sure he was the one? until you went out for drinks after the show. You
ordered your customary glass of chardonnay, and he orders? AN ALE?!? Unbeknownst
to you, you had gone out with, according to you, the strangest of creatures: a
beer drinker. However, despite this
large shortcoming, you ended up marrying the man, surviving due to a separate
fridge so his hoppy drink doesn?t mix with your perfectly fermented grape
beverage. Announce overcoming this
obstacle to all who enter your home with our ?Mixed Marriage Doormat?.
Each mat is 18" x
27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched
To clean, just wet
with a hose and scrub it with a brush (please do not machine wash). Dry